Two and a Half Men (2003 — 2015) TV show

Two and a Half Men (show)
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About this TV show

  • Status 🏁 finished/canceled
  • Years 2003 — 2015
  • Channel CBS
  • Genres comedy
  • Tags family
  • Original language english
  • Running time 22 m / 96.1 h
  • Alternative titles Two and a Half Men en + orig, Два с половиной человека ru

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Will there be season 13 of “Two and a Half Men”?

No, the last season was the final one. Current TV show status — finished/canceled.

The TV show consists of 12 seasons (262 episodes in total).

Seasons

season 12

Episodes: 16
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12.01
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
12.02
A Chic Bar In Ibiza
12.03
Glamping In A Yurt
12.04
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
12.05
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz
12.06
Alan Shot A Little Girl
12.07
Sex With An Animated Ed Asner
12.08
Clockwise in Back Hole until Tight
12.09
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
12.10
Here I Come, Pants!
12.11
For Whom The Booty Calls
12.12
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
12.13
Boompa Loved His Hookers
12.14
Don't Give A Monkey A Gun
12.15
Of Course He's Dead (Part 1)
12.16
Of Course He's Dead (Part 2)

season 11

Episodes: 22
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11.01
Nangnangnangnang
11.02
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
11.03
This Unblessed Biscuit
11.04
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
11.05
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
11.06
Justice In Star-Spangled Hot Pants
11.07
Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
11.08
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
11.09
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
11.10
On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
11.11
Tazed In the Lady Nuts
11.12
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
11.13
Bite Me, Supreme Court
11.14
Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
11.15
Cab Fare And A Bottle Of Penicillin
11.16
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
11.17
Welcome Home, Jake
11.18
West Side Story
11.19
Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
11.20
Lotta Delis In Little Armenia
11.21
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT
11.22
Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

season 10

Episodes: 23
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10.01
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
10.02
A Big Bag of Dog
10.03
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
10.04
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
10.05
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
10.06
Ferrets, Attack!
10.07
Avoid The Chinese Mustard
10.08
Something My Gynecologist Said
10.09
I Scream When I Pee
10.10
One Nut Johnson
10.11
Give Santa a Tail-hole
10.12
Welcome to Alancrest
10.13
Grab A Feather And Get In Line
10.14
Run Steven Staven! Run!
10.15
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
10.16
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
10.17
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
10.18
The 9:04 From Pemberton
10.19
Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon
10.20
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
10.21
Another Night with Neil Diamond
10.22
My Bodacious Vidalia
10.23
Cows, Prepare to be Tipped

season 9

Episodes: 24
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9.01
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
9.02
People Who Love Peepholes
9.03
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
9.04
Nine Magic Fingers
9.05
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
9.06
The Squat and the Hover
9.07
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
9.08
Thanks for the Intercourse
9.09
Frodo's Headshots
9.10
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
9.11
A Lovely Landing Strip
9.12
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
9.13
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
9.14
A Possum on Chemo
9.15
The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack
9.16
Sips, Sonnets And Sodomy
9.17
Not In My Mouth!
9.18
The War Against Gingivitis
9.19
Palmdale, Ech
9.20
Grandma's Pie
9.21
Mr. Hose Says
9.22
Why We Gave Up Women
9.23
The Straw In My Donut
9.24
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

season 8

Episodes: 16
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8.01
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
8.02
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
8.03
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
8.04
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
8.05
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
8.06
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
8.07
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
8.08
Springtime On A Stick
8.09
A Good Time in Central Africa
8.10
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
8.11
Dead From The Waist Down
8.12
Chocolate Diddlers Or My Puppy's Dead
8.13
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
8.14
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
8.15
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
8.16
That Darn Priest

season 7

Episodes: 22
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7.01
818-jklpuzo
7.02
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
7.03
Mmm, fish. Yum.
7.04
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7.05
For the Sake of the Child
7.06
Give Me Your Thumb
7.07
Untainted by Filth
7.08
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
7.09
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7.10
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
7.11
Warning, It's Dirty
7.12
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7.13
Yay, No Polyps!
7.14
Crude and Uncalled For
7.15
Aye, Aye, Captain
7.16
Tinkle Like a Princess
7.17
I Found Your Moustache
7.18
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
7.19
Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave
7.20
I Called Him Magoo
7.21
Gumby with a Pokey
7.22
This Is Not Gonna End Well

season 6

Episodes: 24
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6.01
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
6.02
Pie Hole, Herb
6.03
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
6.04
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
6.05
A Jock Strap In Hell
6.06
It's Always Nazi Week
6.07
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
6.08
Pinocchio's Mouth
6.09
The Mooch At The Boo
6.10
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
6.11
The Devil's Lube
6.12
Thank God for Scoliosis
6.13
I Think You Offended Don
6.14
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
6.15
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
6.16
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
6.17
The "Ocu" Or The "Pado"?
6.18
My Son's Enormous Head
6.19
The Two Finger Rule
6.20
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
6.21
Above Exalted Cyclops
6.22
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
6.23
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
6.24
Baseball Was Better with Steroids

season 5

Episodes: 19
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5.01
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
5.02
Media Room Slash Dungeon
5.03
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
5.04
City of Great Racks
5.05
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
5.06
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
5.07
Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
5.08
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
5.09
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
5.10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
5.11
Meander To Your Dander
5.12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
5.13
The Soil is Moist
5.14
Winky-Dink Time
5.15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
5.16
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
5.17
Fish in a Drawer (Кроссовер с сериалом «C.S.I.»)
5.18
If My Hole Could Talk
5.19
Waiting for the Right Snapper

season 4

Episodes: 24
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4.01
Working for Caligula
4.02
Who's Vod Kanockers
4.03
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
4.04
A Pot Smoking Monkey
4.05
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
4.06
Apologies for the Frivolity
4.07
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
4.08
Release the Dogs
4.09
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
4.10
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
4.11
Walnuts and Demerol
4.12
Castrating Sheep in Montana
4.13
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
4.14
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
4.15
My Damn Stalker
4.16
Young People Have Phlegm Too
4.17
I Merely Slept with a Commie
4.18
It Never Rains in Hooterville
4.19
Smooth as a Ken Doll
4.20
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
4.21
Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous
4.22
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
4.23
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
4.24
Prostitutes and Gelato

season 3

Episodes: 24
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3.01
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
3.02
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
3.03
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
3.04
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
3.05
We Called It Mr. Pinky
3.06
Hi, Mr. Horned One
3.07
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
3.08
That Voodoo That I Do Do
3.09
Madame and Her Special Friend
3.10
Something Salted and Twisted
3.11
Santa's Village of the Damned
3.12
That Special Tug
3.13
Humiliation is a Visual Medium
3.14
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
3.15
My Tongue is Meat
3.16
Ergo, The Booty Call
3.17
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
3.18
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
3.19
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
3.20
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
3.21
And the Plot Moistens
3.22
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
3.23
Arguments for the Quickie
3.24
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

season 2

Episodes: 24
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2.01
Back Off Mary Poppins
2.02
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
2.03
A Bag Full of Jawea
2.04
Go Get Mommy's Bra
2.05
Bad News from the Clinic
2.06
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilanc
2.07
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
2.08
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
2.09
Yes, Monsignor
2.10
The Salmon Under My Sweater
2.11
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
2.12
A Lungful of Alan
2.13
Zejdz z Moich Wlosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)
2.14
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
2.15
Smell the Umbrella Stand
2.16
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
2.17
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
2.18
It Was Mame, Mom
2.19
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
2.20
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
2.21
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
2.22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
2.23
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
2.24
Does This Smell Funny to You?

season 1

Episodes: 24
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1.01
Pilot
1.02
Big Flappy Bastards
1.03
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
1.04
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
1.05
The Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
1.06
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
1.07
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
1.08
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snootful
1.09
Phase One, Complete
1.10
Merry Thanksgiving
1.11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
1.12
Camel Filters + Pheromones
1.13
Sara Like Puny Alan
1.14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
1.15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
1.16
That Was Saliva, Alan
1.17
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
1.18
An Old Flame With a New Wick
1.19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
1.20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
1.21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
1.22
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
1.23
Just Like Buffalo
1.24
Can You Feel My Finger?